the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
yea im gonna be the cool old lady listening to dubstep and saying swag and saying IN MY DAYS YOU HAD TO PRESS THE BUTTONS! LIKE A GODDAMNED HUMAN BEING!
MARIO FUCKING KART
so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere